It was a time of political turmoil in the Civilized Civilized East. The king had passed away, alas, without an heir. Many considered themselves the rightful successors to the throne and expressed so in public.
The Wild Wild West thought it a great time to launch an attack, and wrest power from the Eastern losers. They summoned the armies of their allies - The Galaxy Far Far Away, and attacked.
In the East a hero emerged - Luke, predictably, a biker. ("I fear no beast nor any man. The force is with me.") He unified the armies of the East and fought valiantly. The West, in a bid to not be outdone, put up a radical leader of their own - a prostitute ("Luke, I'm your mommy")
"So here we are at the scene of the battle reporting live. The East charges ahead full force with the biker leader, and the
whore leads the west on"
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3 comments:
brilliant.. simply brilliant
"hardly,dear watson"
t-up! :D :D :D
I'm tempted to suggest some star wars parodies, but I guess you've seen them all.
One question : When did it strike you,before, during, or after the poetry midsem?
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