That about wraps it up for God

A guy is showing some guests around his factory, which manufactures, (you guessed it!) bikes.
"And this is the Engine Department," he explained, pointing to, well, the Engine Department. "Over there is the silencer section," he continued, "And the Design Cell and the Testing Area."
One of the guests interrupted, "And what are those figures of gods and angels over there?"
"Well, that is, er - the - um - the... " the owner fumbled
"...Holy Division"

Rust In Peace

Dave Mustaine, Isaac Asimov, J. Random Character, Luke Skywalker and John Travolta were walking down the street... a loooong time back, when they were all kids. A biker rides up to them and asks,
"Hey kids, you wanna join my band?"
"Go away, each of us will start his own, separate band!", all of them said unanimously
They all tried.
Only Dave is done.

Purple Haze

Three junkies are sitting in a bar in Melbourne. One of them feels a real urge to get some.
"Hey, mate! I want some marijuana. Ye got some on ye?"
"Nay. The biker guy stopped the supply. We're totally out, mate," the other replies.

Suddenly 'the biker guy' enters the bar and announces,
"All ye, the weed's on!"

Resistance is useless!

A physicist on a bike rides up to a passer-by and asks,
"Have you seen the bridge? I seem to have lost one."
The confused traveller questions, "Which bridge are you talking about?"
"Only the Wheatstone"

Elementary, my dear

Sherlock Holmes, and the ever-faithful Watson are on the crime scene. Watson, the bright lad, is as always, confounded. Holmes, speaks up...
"The murderer is a biker from Milwaukee, with a long beard and a beer belly. The silencer on the bike is faulty, and the person has an extreme dislike for people who pick their noses."
"Holmes, you are a genius!"
"Hardly, dear Watson"

Lizzy tizzy

A biker rides up to some men standing on the street and asks them, "Hi, I'm Arun. Have you seen my wife around here?"
"What does she look like?" they asked back.
"Well," he replied, "she's a hot little devil."
Hurley, they visioned.

Duck Tales

Huey. Dewey and Louie (i expect you to be immature enough to know who they are) set out on a biking trip. On the way some more bikers join them. Eventually the end up forming a bikers club. They call it, "Heuy, Louie, Dewey, and some"

Yet-i-nother one

A group of bikers are trying to ride to the top of the mountain. The slope is way too steep already. And to make matters worse, suddenly, out of nowhere, appears an abominable snowman, who thinks it'll be fun to throw stones at the bikers. But the bikers remain undeterred, and continue their climb. The creature throws; they resist.
Hurl he; They withstand.

Rolling stones...

The king of China's court is silent and tense. Suddenly, the door bangs open and Lee rides in on a bike. The king glares at him with contempt. All the courtiers are enraged at the blasphemy and chant "Kill him! Stone him!".
"This unacceptable! In my court, you riding!" the king demands
" I explain", Lee blubbers out
courtiers continue to chant "Kill him! Stone him!"
The king raises a hand, and says "Silence. First hear Lee. Then we stone."

Hail the Chief!

There's this tribal king who's going around with his entire bunch of men through a forest, when he realizes that they've lost their way. There's nobody in sight to ask for directions. Suddenly a biker comes up to them and asks,
"You lost your way, buddies? I think I can help you out."
To which the chief replies, "Har! Lead the way, son!"

And we're off!

Coulthard's wife asks Coulthard Jr. "What car do you want to drive when you grow up?"
"Me? I'm gonna ride a bike!"
"Humph! Hardly David's son."

So What's all this about, anyway?

We've all either ridden on a Harley Davidson, or dream of riding one. Something as popular, obviously deserves some puns! (They say my logic is twisted - No wonder Bush is the president)

Well, here comes the bikers' gang... Watch out!

PS: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Milwaukee who can run faster than her six brothers?
A virgin.