Bang!

It is a common belief that 'Exclamation Point' is a punctuation mark. Exclamation Point, actually, is this cool casino to hang out at. And recently, they celebrated the coolest anniversary ever - the Exclamation Day.

It is a common belief that there is no such thing as Exclamation Day. Exclamation Day, actually, is this really cool anniversary thingy as explained above. This year, surprisingly, lots of bikers turned up for the celebrations, and ended up winning a lot of dough at the casino.

It is a common belief that bikers like to bet their money to the fullest. And it is one of those few beliefs that are actually correct. And that is what they did - they wagered everything on a pig fight.

Whole E-Day's wins on!

PS: In case you don't get the full significance of the title, don't worry - you simply aren't geeky enough.

Shipping up to Boston

The year is 1662. There are these two people, whose daily routine involves travelling around the city on bikes. (The word 'biker' hasn't been invented yet).
So these two people with a nameless profession are looking for an apartment in downtown Boston, and are just discussing one probable apartment

Guy with a nameless profession: Not this one for sure, the apartment is so....green.
Guy whom the previous remark is addressed to: Only the carpet's red.
The guy who made the first objection: But the apartment is so...wooden.
The guy who liked the carpet: Only the shelves are marble.
The positively pessimistic guy: But the apartment is so...off
The REALLY patient biker: Only the TV's on.


Note to the people who might object to the use of the word biker in the last line: I do not live in the year 1662
Note to the people who think that the word biker was in existence in 1662: You have too much time to waste.
Note to the people who didn't find any of this funny: Why are you even here?