Tuesday 19 June 2007

And Bob's your uncle

There was this peculiar guy called Bob, who had a peculiar habit of killing people. Why? Because they often caught him in his peculiar act of stealing cookies. The reason why this was peculiar was that Bob was a generally well-off guy, with a peculiarly huge bike collection in his garage, and there was no reason why he should need to steal anything at all, let alone cookies. Peculiarly, he did.

But he never killed more than one person a day (I told you he was peculiar) and never have more than one cookie at a time. Peculiar. Singularly Peculiar.
All he'd have is 'un

2 comments:

Xiamaze said...

i love it!!
yay yay yay!
thank you so much..!!

Bob will be extremely delighted and he will give you lots of cookies and hockey sticks and clubs and axes and chain saws and daggers...

Eeshan Malhotra said...

make the cookies chocolate-chip