Wednesday 1 August 2007

Shipping up to Boston

The year is 1662. There are these two people, whose daily routine involves travelling around the city on bikes. (The word 'biker' hasn't been invented yet).
So these two people with a nameless profession are looking for an apartment in downtown Boston, and are just discussing one probable apartment

Guy with a nameless profession: Not this one for sure, the apartment is so....green.
Guy whom the previous remark is addressed to: Only the carpet's red.
The guy who made the first objection: But the apartment is so...wooden.
The guy who liked the carpet: Only the shelves are marble.
The positively pessimistic guy: But the apartment is so...off
The REALLY patient biker: Only the TV's on.


Note to the people who might object to the use of the word biker in the last line: I do not live in the year 1662
Note to the people who think that the word biker was in existence in 1662: You have too much time to waste.
Note to the people who didn't find any of this funny: Why are you even here?

5 comments:

Sharanya said...

Well, the dialogue WAS pretty funny..but what was funnier were the names :D

The sound wasnt quite right but hell, ur last post more than made up for it!

Cheers.

Sharanya said...

oh and WHY WHY WHY did u change ur theme????????

Eeshan Malhotra said...

i generally don't listen to people who end sentences with 17 question marks, but you're right: the theme is back.

Anonymous said...

IITians who cant count :P (I'd like to think so, see?)

Wow, now THATS a morale-booster..

-Nomadica

Eeshan Malhotra said...

it was just a casual remark about a fairly common species that DOES use seventeen question marks. It's just your naughty, guilty conscience that is bugging you...