Tuesday 3 July 2007

Adoration of the Mystic Bikers

A gang of bikers lost their way and wandered into a museum, to ask for directions. (Faceless amateurs, i know)

"How do we get to, uh, Memphis?" one of them asked the curator
Now this curator was a wizened, freckled, pimpled, un-shaved, stone-eyed, slow-speaking, scary old fellow.
"You - can - not - get to -Memphis..." he said rather slowly, "without - seeing - a few - Renaissance..." (impeccable pronunciation) "... paintings," he finished, with a twisted smile

Hurriedly, they viewed some

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there a ghent altarpiece allusion that i see?

Anonymous said...

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.

Eeshan Malhotra said...

oh yeah, good day to you too, bitch

Eeshan Malhotra said...

and to the grinch: yes dear. glad you spotted it.

Rene Lacoste said...

surely, you aren't our riled davids one and only son? nah.....bad one....:(

Eeshan Malhotra said...

I cant praise you without disagreeing with you - and thats something i'd really hate to do. So here goes - yes, bad one...

Rene Lacoste said...

you did??? Seriously? I thought it was crap.......the Dua guy was a certain fraudster i had to deal with in the last few weeks.....