My Kingdom for a Norse

Old king Cole was (contrary to popular belief) a rather wicked soul. And a mischievous, nasty, unprincipled soul was he.
When he died, he never left a penny to his sons Ahley Cole - the honest biker, Coke Cole - the junkie biker, Out Cole - the knocked out biker. He left his entire fortune to his caddie from Norway (not China) , Lee- The guy wasn't even a biker!
Heir Lee, the Winsome

The Runaway Bike

"Hey, I want to get my silencer replaced," said the bike to the stunned guy in the garage, "And i think the brakes are not all that good too. Not to forget, i need new wheels."
The previously stunned guy in the garage continued to remain stunned.
"While you're at it, how about a new layer of paint, eh?"
The stunned guy, stunnedly asked, "You want all of that?"
"Yeah, and make it quick"
Oddly tha' was done

Wish you were here

So...

So, there was a certain well

A certain wishing well

Blue skies from pain

“What’s that again?”

You put a coin in it

Say some crap and shit

Then maybe it’ll come true

Likely to be eaten by a grue

Wish you were here

The bike in reverse gear

“This well doesn’t work, you moron!”

“Who cares?” Airily, they wished on.

Rhetorical Power

This is about the time when prime-ministerial elections were about to be conducted in Britain in '51. I don't think you were even born, then, so you'll probably have to take my word for what happened back then. (Damn the Internet) A member of the Conservative party was discussing their political position with a member of the Labour party

"Ha!" cried the Labour guy "You haven't even got a half-decent candidate!"
" 'Course we do. And I'm ready to wager 42 shillings on him becoming the next prime minister!"
"Yawn" replied the complacent Labour. Actually, he actually yawned, rather than saying out the word, but it achieved the same effect.
As a reply to which, the Conservative member mounted his bike and sped away. But shouted back a sentence, which was heard as
"Our Lead: Winston"

PS: Though i do not pride myself on my knowledge of British politics, I fancy that Churchill did win, and the old Labour guy would've been wise not to stake 42 shillings

The Gift of the Magi

Once upon a time Three Men from the East came to worship the Christ - born King of the Jews. They followed the star of Bethlehem, which led them to Jesus. Upon finding him, they gave him three gifts, the exact nature of which is rather unimportant at this instant.

All of this is easily found in the Bible. What isn't found is the lesser known fact that they actually came on bikes. What is even less commonly known is what the locals said on seeing the Three Wise Men:
"All heed their wisdom!"

Baby's Day Out

“Hey Sonny, you wanna go on a biking-vacation with me?” asked the pro biker to his only son, “Just the two of us boys...”

“Sure thing dad! I’d love to!” replied an enthusiastic sonny boy.

“Great!”

And so they did. They went on a wonderful biking trip, had a wonderful time there, and clicked some wonderful photographs. Coming home, Biker Sr. uploaded all the pics on his blog in an album titled

‘Holiday with son’

Biking on, together

Leeds United AFC are thoroughly depressed following their relegation in the 06-07 season. Moreover, they cannot come up with a good strategy to get themselves a berth back in the premiership.
So much so, they are considering hiring a biker as their manager.
Are Leeds at wits end?

Adoration of the Mystic Bikers

A gang of bikers lost their way and wandered into a museum, to ask for directions. (Faceless amateurs, i know)

"How do we get to, uh, Memphis?" one of them asked the curator
Now this curator was a wizened, freckled, pimpled, un-shaved, stone-eyed, slow-speaking, scary old fellow.
"You - can - not - get to -Memphis..." he said rather slowly, "without - seeing - a few - Renaissance..." (impeccable pronunciation) "... paintings," he finished, with a twisted smile

Hurriedly, they viewed some

'Air Band

There was this Air Music competition at a rather famous fest - All band members playing air instruments. Air guitars, air drums, air keys,...

This one band called themselves 'Virtuous Bikers'. On the Air bass (pun unintended): the kind one. Air Drums (unintended again): the humble one. Air board (whoa!): the calm one.
Air lead: the wise one