Shipping up to Boston

The year is 1662. There are these two people, whose daily routine involves travelling around the city on bikes. (The word 'biker' hasn't been invented yet).
So these two people with a nameless profession are looking for an apartment in downtown Boston, and are just discussing one probable apartment

Guy with a nameless profession: Not this one for sure, the apartment is so....green.
Guy whom the previous remark is addressed to: Only the carpet's red.
The guy who made the first objection: But the apartment is so...wooden.
The guy who liked the carpet: Only the shelves are marble.
The positively pessimistic guy: But the apartment is so...off
The REALLY patient biker: Only the TV's on.


Note to the people who might object to the use of the word biker in the last line: I do not live in the year 1662
Note to the people who think that the word biker was in existence in 1662: You have too much time to waste.
Note to the people who didn't find any of this funny: Why are you even here?

Rust In Peace

Dave Mustaine, Isaac Asimov, J. Random Character, Luke Skywalker and John Travolta were walking down the street... a loooong time back, when they were all kids. A biker rides up to them and asks,
"Hey kids, you wanna join my band?"
"Go away, each of us will start his own, separate band!", all of them said unanimously
They all tried.
Only Dave is done.

Resistance is useless!

A physicist on a bike rides up to a passer-by and asks,
"Have you seen the bridge? I seem to have lost one."
The confused traveller questions, "Which bridge are you talking about?"
"Only the Wheatstone"