Monday, 21 May 2007

Duck Tales

Huey. Dewey and Louie (i expect you to be immature enough to know who they are) set out on a biking trip. On the way some more bikers join them. Eventually the end up forming a bikers club. They call it, "Heuy, Louie, Dewey, and some"

Saturday, 19 May 2007

Yet-i-nother one

A group of bikers are trying to ride to the top of the mountain. The slope is way too steep already. And to make matters worse, suddenly, out of nowhere, appears an abominable snowman, who thinks it'll be fun to throw stones at the bikers. But the bikers remain undeterred, and continue their climb. The creature throws; they resist.
Hurl he; They withstand.

Rolling stones...

The king of China's court is silent and tense. Suddenly, the door bangs open and Lee rides in on a bike. The king glares at him with contempt. All the courtiers are enraged at the blasphemy and chant "Kill him! Stone him!".
"This unacceptable! In my court, you riding!" the king demands
" I explain", Lee blubbers out
courtiers continue to chant "Kill him! Stone him!"
The king raises a hand, and says "Silence. First hear Lee. Then we stone."

Hail the Chief!

There's this tribal king who's going around with his entire bunch of men through a forest, when he realizes that they've lost their way. There's nobody in sight to ask for directions. Suddenly a biker comes up to them and asks,
"You lost your way, buddies? I think I can help you out."
To which the chief replies, "Har! Lead the way, son!"

And we're off!

Coulthard's wife asks Coulthard Jr. "What car do you want to drive when you grow up?"
"Me? I'm gonna ride a bike!"
"Humph! Hardly David's son."

So What's all this about, anyway?

We've all either ridden on a Harley Davidson, or dream of riding one. Something as popular, obviously deserves some puns! (They say my logic is twisted - No wonder Bush is the president)

Well, here comes the bikers' gang... Watch out!

PS: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Milwaukee who can run faster than her six brothers?
A virgin.